As i am a teenager i know a lot of people who are self concious about their looks. Most of the time they worry about their weight. This irritates me to an unfathomable level. The vast majority of them are an alright weight and are just looking for attention. Due to the fact that it is incredibly easy to tell apart the people who are genuinly unhappy with themselves and the pathetic parasites who feed off the compliments of others, i have resorted to telling them to grow up. This usually works, however, the few relentless people who continue to fish for compliments receive an unwelcome bite.. my agreement. If they insist on calling themselves fat to acheive a compliment, who am i to argue? Trust me, if someone calls themself fat in an obvious bid for you to disagree, nothing hits them harder than you agreeing with them. That will be the last time that parasite tries it with you. Now rant over and back to the main point of me writing this blog.
Crash diets. This is when those nieve little children who are not happy with their weight decide to starve themselves to lose the extra pounds. Now i'm not going to deny that this works because it does... to begin with. After getting to a weight you're happy with you start eating again right? so after all that time of little or no food your body gets used to having to make every skimpy meal count, it stores more energy to keep you going until the next inadequate injection of nutrition. This isn't going to end well when you start eating properly is it? You're body will be stuck with all this extra food it can't handle, so what does it do? Turns it into fat.
so the weight that took you two months to lose is back in three days.
There are one or two of my acquaintances that insist on continuing to starve themselves until they faint, then eat a little to keep them going until the next black out. As you can guess, their weight resembles somone bungee jumping off the top of a line graph and it's yet to level out.
Well i think this gets my point across. peace out.
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Good aggressive argument on a sensitive subject. You have a more than decent vocabulary which gets some good exercise here.
ReplyDeleteLove the bungee graph analogy. Promise is here, don't let it go unfulfilled!